"Fear is usually an exaggeration of an unforeseen reality. It will turn out always to be not as bad as how you thought it was."

"The taller you are, the higher the leap."

"One of childhood's joys is climbing a coconut tree."

"The next best thing your feet will feel aside from an authentic Thai foot massage is Boracay's powdery white sand."

"If coffee is to cigarettes, then sailing is to sunset. Perfect combinations."

"In Manila's streets, everyone defies traffic rules, yes, and even steel fences."

"A bartender is a selective listener. He listens more when you're a big tipper."

"This is not a wireless nation."

"If you've become a master who's highly succesful in one field, stay there. It is your vocation."

"One of the most peaceful sights to see is a kid in slumber."

"Human habits killed our rivers. Global warming will dry them up."

"Thou shalt not disrupt thy body clock. Thou shalt not use an alarm clock!"

"Thailand is so much like Manila. So the only thing I missed there is its heavenly cuisine. Manila's edge, though, is that everyone can speak English when the situation calls for it."

"Why is it harder to find the toilet when you need it most, ASAP!"

"If I owned an airline, I'll provide beds even when you're flying Economy."

"For a relationship to last, agree to look at one direction."

"There's more water than melon to a watermelon."

"Massage is a most welcome service that's been handed down from generation to generation."

"Idleness is today's rarest privilege."

"PC is the Dark Side. Mac has seen the light."