The downside of erratic weather is having more trouble figuring out what to wear.

What's on your dashboard tells me what you are.

"The older we get, we laugh more at little things, and sadly, shed a tear quickly for bigger things."

"Inside looking out is easier than inside looking in."

"Life is a rat race? They should've said life is an F1 race. It sounds less depressing."

"Every hardened man has a spot that can be softened."

They call it night life. No one calls the day part day life. Because life begins after work."

"The more I age, the more I understand the ones who were born ahead of me."

"Enjoying good food doesn't make you a bad person. It makes you look bad later, though."

"Bad hair day = bad picture."

"I never realized I was brown until white came along."

"Putting my best foot forward is a step backward from being true to myself."

"Height is relative."

"Nobody is more creative than the Creator Himself."

"Only I and my Creator knows me well."

"A kiddie party is like a wedding reception. Once you've attended one, it will always be the same the next time around."

"A mother is willing to eat less, so that her child can eat more."

"Want to know how it feels to be unconditionally loved? Have a dog."

"Want to know how it feels to love unconditionally? Have a kid, be a parent."

"You will only know if a friend is for real when you're no longer working in the same office."

"I miss the days when people design for fun rather than for function."

"Kids don't play games the way adults do. Kids do them for fun. Adults do them to get even."

"Creativity can also be the ability to connect what others thought were not connected at all."

"If you're in a meeting because you need to think of more creative solutions, don't use the generic/rectangular/long-table boardroom set-up."

"If we charge every minute we spend coming up with an idea, our overtime pay will be much higher than our fixed salary."

" I get bored so easily that I cannot even meditate for more than 10 minutes."

"If you can look at each other straight in the eye, then your relationship's going smoothly."

"We Filipinos have all the time in the world when it comes to being with friends or relatives. Yes, even though how hectic our day and night might have been."

"Why do Filipinos eat more than thrice a day? We always use food as an excuse be together often, every single day."

"You get a better view when you're taller."

"Simpler goals = happier life."

"Fear is usually an exaggeration of an unforeseen reality. It will turn out always to be not as bad as how you thought it was."

"The taller you are, the higher the leap."

"One of childhood's joys is climbing a coconut tree."

"The next best thing your feet will feel aside from an authentic Thai foot massage is Boracay's powdery white sand."

"If coffee is to cigarettes, then sailing is to sunset. Perfect combinations."

"In Manila's streets, everyone defies traffic rules, yes, and even steel fences."

"A bartender is a selective listener. He listens more when you're a big tipper."

"This is not a wireless nation."

"If you've become a master who's highly succesful in one field, stay there. It is your vocation."

"One of the most peaceful sights to see is a kid in slumber."

"Human habits killed our rivers. Global warming will dry them up."

"Thou shalt not disrupt thy body clock. Thou shalt not use an alarm clock!"

"Thailand is so much like Manila. So the only thing I missed there is its heavenly cuisine. Manila's edge, though, is that everyone can speak English when the situation calls for it."

"Why is it harder to find the toilet when you need it most, ASAP!"

"If I owned an airline, I'll provide beds even when you're flying Economy."

"For a relationship to last, agree to look at one direction."

"There's more water than melon to a watermelon."

"Massage is a most welcome service that's been handed down from generation to generation."

"Idleness is today's rarest privilege."

"PC is the Dark Side. Mac has seen the light."

"When you leave Manila, you won't miss the place. You'll be missing its residents."

"If a circle isn't as multi-sided as a polygon, why didn't they call it a 'monogon?' "

"My nieces have grown up so fast! It makes me realize I have to write my epitaph."

"If only there was a camera that can capture who we really are and what's inside our minds, hearts, and souls."

"If trees had feet, they'll be running away from Man to survive."

"Against a mirror, twins become quadruplets."

"When we get out of our school uniforms, that's where the difference among us begins."

"If ever I can't be a human being in my next life, I hope I become a dolphin."

"What happens during a Christmas party, everyone's mum about it the morning after."

"Nothing and nobody can pacify me except the riverside, the seaside, being in love, and my faith."

"I hate goodbyes, so I'd rather go to the airport by myself."

"There's one rule that I hate the most."

"The more I drink, the more my photos get weirder."

"A scriptwriter's undefinable joy is seeing his film's title on the theater marquee."

"A short film's glory is shorter than a full-length feature's."

"If you can figure out how we'll look better in our passport and driver's license photos, you'll get rich."

"Whether they understand you or not, they love you. It can only mean three things. They're either your best friends, your parents, or your dog."

"It's hard to find a man who's not a jerk. When you find one who isn't, marry him! Unless you're a masochist."

"Life is cruel. We were helpless when we were babies. We become useless when we're too old."

"Times have changed. Men have become better cooks."

"Tell me what's on your office table, then I'll tell you what kind of person you are."

"If you think karaoke-singing is an uncool thing to do, you're not a singer"

"When a camera starts clicking, we always smile, even if it can't smile back at us."

"So many food to eat, so much beer to drink. We should have two bellies instead of one."

"Your father loves you, not as obvious as the way your mother shows you how loved you are, though."

"You think only a mother knows how to make you feel guilty, until you start living with your wife."

"Talks outside the boardroom are more productive."

"The pencil is mightier than the pen, because it has the ability to erase."

"It's easier to write now with delete, insert, undo and save functions."

"Fame is fleeting. What was tallest before will soon be overshadowed by another taller skyscraper."

"Love doesn't judge. It doesn't classify anyone under a specific faith nor race."

"Eureka! I have an idea! But why do they visualize this moment as a light bulb popping out from nowhere?"

"Unleashing temper is healthy. We just live in the gentler side of the Planet. That's why stroke is one of the major causes of death."

"Beer is the universal male bonding drink."

"Life's obstacles are hard enough to overcome. Why the hell did I agree to climb a wall?"

"Happy childhood is directly proportional to a happy adult life."

"There was a time when strength in numbers did work to change our leaders. After that, the politicians took over."

"I always wondered how Ronald McDonald managed to walk with oversized shoes."

"They told me there's a big chance of meeting a celebrity in New York. I saw one, but he was made out of wax."

"I always dreamt of seeing snow since I am from the tropics. It wasn't as white as I imagined it to be."

"I was prepared to see multi-colored people in New York. But I didn't expect to see a Blue Man."

"Travel guides are simply moneymakers. You get to discover the true side of a foreign city and its people at night when people are drinking. "

"I don't mind my brother remarrying, because I gain another sister."

"New York, New York? It's up to you! The more you explore, the more you'll enjoy it."

"The greatest invention of man that really makes life better is beer."

"When you reach for the stars, make sure they really have a reason to shine. Usually, the luster comes from within."

"If heaven knows I'm miserable now, then why am I still miserable?"

"God is watching us. Who's watching over Him?"

"Being tied to the plane's seat is like paying a high price to stay in prison."

"If we really evolved from monkeys, why do I hate eating bananas?"

"We are surrounded by signs saying something bad can happen."

"What's the use of naming a hero or a saint when he's already dead to receive such an honor?"

"What's forbidden is what we always crave for. It's been that way since the Garden of Eden."

"Even man is a beast of burden. You're working for your boss, right?"

"I wonder what could have happened if Christ chose not to be crucified."

"Why look up to the sky when referring to God? He can be beside you, below you, behind you, and even within you."

"If you try to fit yourself into a bigger shoe and it doesn't fit, it was never meant to be yours."

"There's no such thing as indispensable nor untouchable. Remember, even snail mail was displaced by information technology."

"I look around me and I am reminded that my life is not eternal."

"There are many reasons to hate swellheaded people. For one, they block your view when they're seated right in front of you."

"If you can't leave your shadow behind, walk in the dark."

"If you can't sleep well, do good deeds when you're awake."

"You're only as good as your last medal. And you're the only one who remembers you got one, anyway."

"When you say 'a day in the life', should it exclude what happens during the night?"

"You can't force laughter. But sadly, people can easily laugh at someone to make them feel better"

"No house can ever accommodate our entire life."

"If you can't raise the roof, explore the roof!"

"Sometimes, life gets too complicated, you just got to get out of it."