QuicPics & QuicQuips

2007-08-26T13:01:00.000+08:00

The downside of erratic weather is having more trouble figuring out what to wear.

2007-08-26T12:58:00.000+08:00

What's on your dashboard tells me what you are.

2007-07-19T07:29:00.000+08:00

"The older we get, we laugh more at little things, and sadly, shed a tear quickly for bigger things."

2007-07-19T07:27:00.000+08:00

"Inside looking out is easier than inside looking in."

2007-07-19T07:24:00.000+08:00

"Life is a rat race? They should've said life is an F1 race. It sounds less depressing."

2007-07-19T07:22:00.000+08:00

"Every hardened man has a spot that can be softened."

2007-07-19T07:19:00.001+08:00

They call it night life. No one calls the day part day life. Because life begins after work."

2007-04-27T09:36:00.000+08:00

"The more I age, the more I understand the ones who were born ahead of me."

2007-04-27T09:02:00.000+08:00

"Enjoying good food doesn't make you a bad person. It makes you look bad later, though."

2007-04-27T09:01:00.000+08:00

"Bad hair day = bad picture."

2007-04-27T08:59:00.000+08:00

"I never realized I was brown until white came along."

2007-04-27T08:56:00.000+08:00

"Putting my best foot forward is a step backward from being true to myself."

2007-04-27T08:55:00.000+08:00

"Height is relative."

2007-04-27T08:53:00.000+08:00

"Nobody is more creative than the Creator Himself."

2007-04-27T08:51:00.000+08:00

"Only I and my Creator knows me well."

2007-04-25T12:19:00.000+08:00

"A kiddie party is like a wedding reception. Once you've attended one, it will always be the same the next time around."

2007-04-25T12:15:00.000+08:00

"A mother is willing to eat less, so that her child can eat more."

2007-04-25T12:11:00.000+08:00

"Want to know how it feels to be unconditionally loved? Have a dog."

2007-04-25T12:08:00.000+08:00

"Want to know how it feels to love unconditionally? Have a kid, be a parent."

2007-04-22T02:25:00.000+08:00

"You will only know if a friend is for real when you're no longer working in the same office."

2007-04-22T02:18:00.000+08:00

"I miss the days when people design for fun rather than for function."

2007-04-22T02:15:00.000+08:00

"Kids don't play games the way adults do. Kids do them for fun. Adults do them to get even."

2007-04-21T22:24:00.000+08:00

"Creativity can also be the ability to connect what others thought were not connected at all."

2007-04-21T22:20:00.000+08:00

"If you're in a meeting because you need to think of more creative solutions, don't use the generic/rectangular/long-table boardroom set-up."

2007-04-21T22:18:00.000+08:00

"If we charge every minute we spend coming up with an idea, our overtime pay will be much higher than our fixed salary."

2007-04-21T22:15:00.000+08:00

" I get bored so easily that I cannot even meditate for more than 10 minutes."

2007-04-21T22:12:00.000+08:00

"If you can look at each other straight in the eye, then your relationship's going smoothly."

2007-04-21T22:08:00.000+08:00

"We Filipinos have all the time in the world when it comes to being with friends or relatives. Yes, even though how hectic our day and night might have been."

2007-04-21T22:05:00.000+08:00

"Why do Filipinos eat more than thrice a day? We always use food as an excuse be together often, every single day."

2007-04-21T22:03:00.000+08:00

"You get a better view when you're taller."

2007-04-21T22:02:00.000+08:00

"Simpler goals = happier life."

2007-04-18T07:07:00.000+08:00

"Fear is usually an exaggeration of an unforeseen reality. It will turn out always to be not as bad as how you thought it was."

2007-04-18T07:04:00.000+08:00

"The taller you are, the higher the leap."

2007-04-18T06:59:00.000+08:00

"One of childhood's joys is climbing a coconut tree."

2007-04-18T06:55:00.000+08:00

"The next best thing your feet will feel aside from an authentic Thai foot massage is Boracay's powdery white sand."

2007-04-18T06:49:00.000+08:00

"If coffee is to cigarettes, then sailing is to sunset. Perfect combinations."

2007-04-18T06:43:00.000+08:00

"In Manila's streets, everyone defies traffic rules, yes, and even steel fences."

2007-04-18T06:38:00.000+08:00

"A bartender is a selective listener. He listens more when you're a big tipper."

2007-04-18T06:35:00.000+08:00

"This is not a wireless nation."

2007-04-18T06:31:00.000+08:00

"If you've become a master who's highly succesful in one field, stay there. It is your vocation."

2007-04-18T06:26:00.000+08:00

"One of the most peaceful sights to see is a kid in slumber."

2007-04-18T06:25:00.000+08:00

"Human habits killed our rivers. Global warming will dry them up."

2007-04-17T22:51:00.000+08:00

"Thou shalt not disrupt thy body clock. Thou shalt not use an alarm clock!"

2007-04-17T22:49:00.000+08:00

"Thailand is so much like Manila. So the only thing I missed there is its heavenly cuisine. Manila's edge, though, is that everyone can speak English when the situation calls for it."

2007-04-17T22:46:00.000+08:00

"Why is it harder to find the toilet when you need it most, ASAP!"

2007-04-17T22:42:00.000+08:00

"If I owned an airline, I'll provide beds even when you're flying Economy."

2007-04-17T22:40:00.000+08:00

"For a relationship to last, agree to look at one direction."

2007-04-17T22:38:00.000+08:00

"There's more water than melon to a watermelon."

2007-04-17T22:35:00.000+08:00

"Massage is a most welcome service that's been handed down from generation to generation."

2007-04-17T22:32:00.000+08:00

"Idleness is today's rarest privilege."

2007-04-17T22:29:00.000+08:00

"PC is the Dark Side. Mac has seen the light."

2007-04-17T22:25:00.000+08:00

"When you leave Manila, you won't miss the place. You'll be missing its residents."

2007-04-17T22:21:00.000+08:00

"If a circle isn't as multi-sided as a polygon, why didn't they call it a 'monogon?' "

2007-04-17T22:19:00.000+08:00

"My nieces have grown up so fast! It makes me realize I have to write my epitaph."

2007-04-17T15:08:00.000+08:00

"If only there was a camera that can capture who we really are and what's inside our minds, hearts, and souls."

2007-04-17T15:04:00.000+08:00

"If trees had feet, they'll be running away from Man to survive."

2007-04-17T11:36:00.000+08:00

"Against a mirror, twins become quadruplets."

2007-04-17T11:32:00.000+08:00

"When we get out of our school uniforms, that's where the difference among us begins."

2007-04-17T11:30:00.000+08:00

"If ever I can't be a human being in my next life, I hope I become a dolphin."

2007-04-17T11:28:00.000+08:00

"What happens during a Christmas party, everyone's mum about it the morning after."

2007-04-17T11:26:00.000+08:00

"Nothing and nobody can pacify me except the riverside, the seaside, being in love, and my faith."

2007-04-17T11:21:00.000+08:00

"I hate goodbyes, so I'd rather go to the airport by myself."

2007-04-17T11:19:00.000+08:00

"There's one rule that I hate the most."

2007-04-17T11:13:00.000+08:00

"The more I drink, the more my photos get weirder."

2007-04-17T11:10:00.000+08:00

"A scriptwriter's undefinable joy is seeing his film's title on the theater marquee."

2007-04-17T11:09:00.000+08:00

"A short film's glory is shorter than a full-length feature's."

2007-04-17T11:07:00.000+08:00

"If you can figure out how we'll look better in our passport and driver's license photos, you'll get rich."

2007-04-17T01:01:00.000+08:00

"Whether they understand you or not, they love you. It can only mean three things. They're either your best friends, your parents, or your dog."

2007-04-17T00:58:00.000+08:00

"It's hard to find a man who's not a jerk. When you find one who isn't, marry him! Unless you're a masochist."

2007-04-17T00:46:00.000+08:00

"Life is cruel. We were helpless when we were babies. We become useless when we're too old."

2007-04-17T00:42:00.000+08:00

"Times have changed. Men have become better cooks."

2007-04-17T00:36:00.000+08:00

"Tell me what's on your office table, then I'll tell you what kind of person you are."

2007-04-17T00:32:00.000+08:00

"If you think karaoke-singing is an uncool thing to do, you're not a singer"

2007-04-17T00:26:00.000+08:00

"When a camera starts clicking, we always smile, even if it can't smile back at us."

2007-04-17T00:21:00.000+08:00

"So many food to eat, so much beer to drink. We should have two bellies instead of one."

2007-04-17T00:14:00.000+08:00

"Your father loves you, not as obvious as the way your mother shows you how loved you are, though."

2007-04-17T00:09:00.000+08:00

"You think only a mother knows how to make you feel guilty, until you start living with your wife."

2007-04-17T00:07:00.000+08:00

"Talks outside the boardroom are more productive."

2007-04-17T00:04:00.000+08:00

"The pencil is mightier than the pen, because it has the ability to erase."

2007-04-16T07:53:00.000+08:00

"It's easier to write now with delete, insert, undo and save functions."

2007-04-16T07:51:00.000+08:00

"Fame is fleeting. What was tallest before will soon be overshadowed by another taller skyscraper."

2007-04-16T07:49:00.000+08:00

"Love doesn't judge. It doesn't classify anyone under a specific faith nor race."

2007-04-16T07:44:00.000+08:00

"Eureka! I have an idea! But why do they visualize this moment as a light bulb popping out from nowhere?"

2007-04-16T07:37:00.000+08:00

"Unleashing temper is healthy. We just live in the gentler side of the Planet. That's why stroke is one of the major causes of death."

2007-04-16T00:26:00.000+08:00

"Beer is the universal male bonding drink."

2007-04-16T00:24:00.000+08:00

"Life's obstacles are hard enough to overcome. Why the hell did I agree to climb a wall?"

2007-04-16T00:22:00.000+08:00

"Happy childhood is directly proportional to a happy adult life."

2007-04-16T00:20:00.000+08:00

"There was a time when strength in numbers did work to change our leaders. After that, the politicians took over."

2007-04-16T00:16:00.000+08:00

"I always wondered how Ronald McDonald managed to walk with oversized shoes."

2007-04-16T00:04:00.000+08:00

"They told me there's a big chance of meeting a celebrity in New York. I saw one, but he was made out of wax."

2007-04-16T00:01:00.000+08:00

"I always dreamt of seeing snow since I am from the tropics. It wasn't as white as I imagined it to be."

2007-04-15T23:59:00.000+08:00

"I was prepared to see multi-colored people in New York. But I didn't expect to see a Blue Man."

2007-04-15T23:56:00.000+08:00

"Travel guides are simply moneymakers. You get to discover the true side of a foreign city and its people at night when people are drinking. "

2007-04-15T23:52:00.000+08:00

"I don't mind my brother remarrying, because I gain another sister."

2007-04-15T23:49:00.000+08:00

"New York, New York? It's up to you! The more you explore, the more you'll enjoy it."

2007-04-15T12:16:00.000+08:00

"The greatest invention of man that really makes life better is beer."

2007-04-15T12:14:00.000+08:00

"When you reach for the stars, make sure they really have a reason to shine. Usually, the luster comes from within."

2007-04-15T11:49:00.000+08:00

"If heaven knows I'm miserable now, then why am I still miserable?"

2007-04-15T11:46:00.000+08:00

"God is watching us. Who's watching over Him?"

2007-04-15T11:43:00.000+08:00

"Being tied to the plane's seat is like paying a high price to stay in prison."